A website dedicated to hooking you up with a completely random person, no usernames whatsoever are used.
This can create some fun and quite disturbing random conversations. Fun to try, even more to freak the fuck out of people.
Spoilers due to graphic content in my conversation.
You: If a guy shoves his penis into a dead body, is this considered sex because it’s a body or masturbation because it’s inanimate?
Stranger: do you like cheese?
Stranger: …
Stranger: damn
You: and yes I do
Stranger: I thought I had the better question
Stranger: and I think it’s sex
You: Oh, please steal the question dude. I’ve been asking so many people here, you’re the first to not run away screaming in terror
You: you deserve it
Stranger: lulz
Stranger: you have to be a /b/tard
You: a what now? Dunno that terminology
Stranger: wow
Stranger: you need to 4chan
You: I do visit 4Chan from time to time and was an active member of Totse when it was around
You: still never heard of that
Stranger: /b/ it’s the random board
Stranger: and totse is gone…?
You: Yeah….the owner gave it up
You: and unfortunately, not to anyone else
Stranger: fuck…
Stranger: that’s a damn shame… to have survived from the days of bbs to give up on it
Stranger: roguesci or whatever it was was cool too
You: never heard of that one
You: but meh
Stranger: any new sites you kow of to fill that void?
You: Not really, no one has quite been able to grasp the true concept of a Goatse since Totse’s demise
You: and unfortunately because of this, two girls and a cup is still the most disgusting thing on the internet
You: no one even tries apparently
Stranger: dude
Stranger: did you see goase girl???
You: Yeah…it was bad
Stranger: goatsegirl. uhhh…… hang on
Stranger: ah you seen it
You: I knew what you meant
You: and yeah I’ve seen it, but it’s still just meh
Stranger: I was like… anon… he delivers
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: Some of the things that were said to me there were just…wow. There are some sick freaking people on this planet
You: ?
Stranger: rice krispie treat?
You: ??
Stranger: !
You: ???
Stranger: (–)
You: *
Stranger: +|+
You: olo
Stranger: B)
You: 0 0
You: .
You: …
You: …
You: ….
You: ……
Stranger: 0#0
You: ……
You: 0*0
You: .
Stranger:
You: 8 0
Stranger: <>
Stranger: |<>| tie fighter!
You: < 8 (
You: ; |
Stranger:
You: B-)
You: <l:0
Stranger: i just really feel like we’re not communicating.
You: : (
Stranger: It’s not you, it’s me.
You: :-t
Stranger: I’ve been feeling this way for a while now and I think it’s better if we spend some time apart.
You: : 0
Stranger: This isn’t necessarily goodbye. I just need some alone time. Some time to think.
Stranger: I know you understand.
You: =(
Stranger: and if we’re lucky, the make-up sex will be fantastic.
