Here’s a story that I started over at diaperedanime, figured I would post it here too.
Summary: Haruhi Suzumiya’s plans have always been crazy, but her newest one takes the cake. Diapers, Daycare and Haruhi, Kyon doesn’t know how much more he can take.
Disclaimer: Legal blah, Haruhi Suzumiya and all subsiquent characters belong to their rightful owners, I in no way claim ownership overthem.
Life used to be so simple, and by simple I mean normal. There was nothing out of the ordinary when it came to my life, just regular old me, going through regular old life. I woke up each morning just like everyone else, followed by getting ready for school just like any other student. I walked the long, arduous hill to my school, it was the same each and every day and talked with my friends as per usual. But nothing has been normal since starting high school, not since joining (well forcibly joining) the SOS Brigade and Haruhi Suzumiya made it that way.
You can call me Kyon by the way, everyone else seems to.
The SOS Brigade was known all over the school as the club with no real purpose. Well actually most know it as the club belonging to Haruhi and thus avoid it all together. But I know it as the club with no purpose and so do the other members, albeit they do not seem to mind it as much as I do. If I could give a description to what the club really does is it does whatever the hell Haruhi feels like doing.
Now this may not sound so bad to some of you, but that is because you don’t know Haruhi. During our introductions on the first day of school, Haruhi made it clear that she was not a normal girl by announcing to the class that she is looking for aliens, espers and time travellers. One of the founding principals of the SOS Brigade was so Haruhi could find these mythical beings. Of course she doesn’t know that in fact they are sitting right under her nose and that the members of our so called club fit the descriptions of an alien, an esper and a time traveller. If that does not come as a surprise, Haruhi herself is probably the most obscure of them all, being as I’ve been told essentially god. I always wonder how it is I got myself mixed up with all these abnormal people, being as normal as I am…at least I hope I’m normal.
The thing about the SOS Brigade is that having no real purpose does not mean that we just do nothing, that we don’t work hard. In fact half the time we work harder (mainly me, as Haurhi forces me to do most of the work) than most clubs do, we work hard and have nothing to show for it afterwards. That is what really gets to me, we exhaust ourselves day in and day out and for what, only for Haruhi’s self satisfactions. Other clubs work hard for a reason, the baseball club training year round so that they can win the coming tournament. The SOS Brigade on the other hand, on Haruhi’s whim out of the blue join a baseball tournament with no hopes of winning and through hard work (and a little bit of cheating) we manage to win our game only to forfeit because Haruhi had been sufficiently entertained for that day. Or the computer club, working diligently as to get out their next piece of software or video game. Haruhi just black mails them into giving us their best computer. Are latest venture, making a movie that even after tirelessly working on, was just not very good to say the least. All to entertain Haruhi, all to make sure the god didn’t decide to wipe out our existence. When did life become to so complicated.
It was with these thoughts that I walked with slowly towards the clubroom at the end of the day. I stopped outside the door, taking in a deep breathe as to mentally prepare myself for whatever crazy activity Haruhi had planned for today. Not that after all this time and all my forewarning could I really prepare for what Haruhi would do. And with that I entered, only to find that to my surprise the one who had come to complicate my life was nowhere to be found.
I walked inside, closing the door behind me, and gave my usually “Hey” greeting to those who where here. Yuki off to the side didn’t even give me a glance, Itsuki sitting at the table with his usual grin and Mikuru wearing the maid uniform that had come to be a norm here preparing some tea. I sat opposite Itsuki just like always, ready to play whatever game it was he had set out that day as we would wait for Haruhi to show up. I asked them if they had seen her, but they had been just as surprised as me to find that she wasn’t there. She had been in class, and had left before me as the bell rang, but I just assumed she was heading here. Whatever the case, it was nice to have sometime with out her antics, kinda a buffer, allowing me to be even more prepared for whatever she was planning, not that it would work anyways.
We waited a good half an hour and still no Haruhi. We were really beginning to wonder where it is she could be, when a large bang came from the door as though someone bashed something against it. I quickly ran to the door, followed by Mikuru looking worried and Itsuki still as calm as always. I don’t think Yuki had looked away from her book all day. Upon opening the door, it revealed a very large box, and a pair of legs pinned under it. As it was, it was Haruhi, she made a motion to get up all the while grumbling about locking the door.
“Hey, do you need any help?” I asked.
I said to her as I walked out, about to give her a hand. She didn’t answer, standing up to reveal half of her, the upper half completely blocked from view by the box and walked straight ahead very nearly mowing me over. I followed her back in, and watched as she navigated her way to the back of the room, carefully as she really couldn’t see around such a large box. It was a miracle she didn’t knock anything over. She finally placed it down on the chair opposite the computer, before looking up at us with her huge grin meaning she had something big planned. By this point we were all standing around her and the mystery box in wonder, even Yuki had abandoned her book in interest at what it could be, not that you could tell by looking at her face.
“Where have you been?” I asked.
And yet again I was ignored, as Haruhi proceeded to open said box and gaze in wonder. If it were possible for her smile to be even bigger than it was already it might have fallen off her face. I tried to get a peek at what was inside, but Haruhi re-closed the top before I could see. She turned to face us four and I knew we were in for something big, something out of the ordinary, something that was going to ruin my entire weekend. I was going to ask what was up, but she spoke before I could ask.
“It’s time for the next SOS Brigade activity!” She exclaimed in glee.
I brought my hand to my face, sighing loudly, and as no one else had asked, I decided to take the bite.
“And that would be?”
“Helping the daycare.” She said, glaring angrily at me as if that was completely obvious and my question was stupid.
As it turns out, a local daycare or more a play centre for kids of all ages, toddlers all the way to teens, was going out of business. The daycare as it is aptly titled, provides the usual daycare facilities for young kids as well as providing a place for parents to send their teens to entertain them and keep them out of trouble. It had once been a thriving business, before an accidental fire burned down half the building. And although the clients had liked the daycare they needed places for their kids to go while it was being rebuilt and had all moved on. Upon reopening only a few months ago, they had barely gotten any new customers and now were facing bankruptcy. How we could do anything about that was beyond me.
Now “helping” by Haruhi’s definition could mean anything at all, from working their as employees to desperately advertising and trying to get the daycare more customers. It turned out to be more the latter as Haruhi explained to us that we would be spending the entire weekend seemingly at and around the daycare trying to get customers. If you didn’t know Haruhi tends to sympathize with small or struggling businesses, as seen by our sponsors for the movie we made, and by sympathize I really mean exploit for her own gain. Although I really couldn’t see what she would gain out of this.
I had almost forgotten about the box, when Mikuru spoke up, “What is the box for?”
“New costumes,” Haruhi said happily, almost bouncing up in down, as Mikuru seemed to back down in fear as to what this would mean, “How else could we get attention without something new to wear.”
At this Haruhi opened the box once again, now revealing to us what she had been so happy about before. The box was filled with a lot of things, things that didn’t really seem to register in my mind as I had no idea what they were. I stepped forward, leaning down to get a better look. There was toy’s and shoe’s and…and…
I picked up whatever it was I couldn’t seem to name, holding it up being very confused. It was very pink, with little cartoon characters all over it and I couldn’t help but think it was bigger than it should be. I suddenly realized what it was, a diaper cover, having been somewhat familiar with them as my kid sister still wears them to bed on occasion. I couldn’t quite figure out why this was here, when I heard the door closing. I looked up, suddenly broken out of my confusion to see that Itsuki had left the room. Then upon another glance I found Haruhi forcibly undressing Yuki, and Yuki not resisting it very much. It was normal in the SOS Brigade to find Haruhi forcing Mikuru to change into outlandish outfits, not even announcing that she was going to start and Itsuki and I would proceed to leave the room, as it was only the right thing to do. To my surprise as Haruhi usually leaves Yuki out of the changing festivities, Haruhi had begun to change her and Yuki being well Yuki hadn’t made any motion of complaint nor a sound at all of discomfort. I found Yuki to be standing there looking me straight in the eye, her undergarments were exposed and I quickly dropped what I was holding and ran out the door. I could feel the blood rushing to my face, among other places as I met Itsuki standing outside with his stupid grin still on his face.
I was still trying to get the image of Yuki out of my head, standing there, almost naked… Hey I’m a guy I think about these things, but then again I’m a polite, proper young man, I won’t take advantage of such things. I heard Haruhi call out from behind me that they were done and Itsuki and I proceeded to re-enter the clubroom. On entering, what was found was even more surprising.
The three girls were standing there facing us, and it comes to my attention that the girls of the SOS Brigade are incredibly beautiful. I’ve thought this before, but I’ve never really said it, so now I am. First, Mikuru Ashina, she is impossibly cute and innocent. It would be impossible to turn her down if she asked you to do anything at all. Along with her seemingly klutzy charm, Mikuru was cuter than a box of kittens. Next we have Yuki Nagato, the quite type, she never really says anything and she never really has any expression on her face, but she has a good looking face. You could get lost in her deep round orbs, and her soft face. And if you ever did get to see her smile, you would be hooked. Last but certainly not least, Haruhi Suzumiya herself was completely gorgeous. On first glance from anyone, she could cause any guys mouth to drop. Course the second she opens her mouth they realize she is completely crazy and their jaws seal right back up. But if you could get past this, like I was forced to do being in her club and all, she was really beautiful. And now these three, were standing in the oddest, most outlandish and dare I say it, probably the most attractive costumes yet. Why these outfits were so appealing, I don’t know, but these three high school girls were dressed up as… well… big babies.
Mikuru was flustered as usual after being changed by Haruhi, playing shyly with the snaps of what appeared to be a very large onesie. A very pink onesie at that, her hand around the snaps were shaking slightly as if making sure they were on properly in her embarrassment. And although it was closed, I could clearly make out the pink diaper cover I had been holding earlier and by the looks of it, she was also wearing a very think diaper to go along with it. Clutched in her other hand was a small stuffed bear that had been in the box.
Yuki had been dressed in what would seem to be an enlarged toddlers dress. The dress came up short stopping just below her waist to openly reveal her own think diaper and diaper cover under it. Accompanied with her little black shoes, if she weren’t so much taller you probably would have thought she were a baby. A pacifier lay lazily in her mouth, unmoving, as if she hadn’t even noticed it were there.
Haruhi herself stood in the middle, a large bonnet and bib around her head. Her hair was done up in pigtails and she was wearing a small, tight fitting t-shirt, although I couldn’t make out what it said underneath the bib. To top off the outfit was a large diaper, noticeably thicker than the other girl’s diapers and with no diaper cover over it.
I stood there, looking them over, feeling another blush come on, before I felt the sudden urge to say something.
Well, there it is, I’ll post the second chapter some other time. I would love to hear what everyone thinks, some constructive critiscim would be greatly apperciated.