Guitar Hero is satanic, Bully and Fable II promote homosexuality (which they give a completely absurd definition of), and Halo is teaching kids to destroy Christianity.
These “reviews” seriously made me lol.
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….must kill!!
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Oooo… All that hip-and-with-it gamer lingo really sparked my interest in the usual religious humdrum. It spoke to BOTH sides of me; the pwnz0r gamer AND the closet miracle-believin’ bible-totin’ religiocrat.
Can’t WAIT to shred some riffs… Guitar Praise style!!
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And this kids is why….I HATE RELIGION!!!
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Lol. I love how every review starts out with “I have not played this game because its an M rated title…blah blah blah”, Then you can’t comment on it, jackass. For one his Bioshock review neglects to mention you can SAVE the Little Sisters for less ADAM. Plus his review of Metal Gear Solid 4 is just freaking funny, here have an excerpt “(Snake’s main enemy in the game are the Patriots, who represent the Christian founders of our nation)…” I actually agree with him there, I mean who better than the Christian founders to make a simulation to train a better soldier to defeat his daddy, who wants to control the all powerful supercomputer disguised by an oil refinery! (I haven’t played 4 yet =/).
Talk about reading into shit that is not there. This is the type of douchebag christian I hate, I bet mommy and daddy raised him in a bubble. As a christian, I dislike this guy even more, because people see him and equate that thought process with the rest of us.
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isnt heaven the game a bit blasfamous. like as far as i was aware heaven was not for mortals. it was a reward for living a good life.
Now this is one of many reasons why im a christian and dont label myself as a follower of any one church. Most churches are just plain wrong, like this gob shite. i havent played the game because its rated M. then dont say a damn thing about it. also he says that all those games cause homosexuality, and in bully he had to talk to every guy to see if they would kiss him. well i geuss that nut is very deep in the pastors closet, (i say that be cause he mentions pastor skeet alot)
Seriously those guys need to sort themselves out instead of trying to brainwash people
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There are so many sites like that.
They just reinforce my hatred of people.
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Zoo Race was probably one of the funniest moments in ironic entertainment I’ve ever witnessed.
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I was thinking the exact same thing, sadly, it is a believable website.
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The page wouldn’t load earlier in the day, so I’m just now taking a look at it. I’d say it’s quite obviously a parody.
EDIT: Maybe not. The banner link at the bottom of the page seems legit.
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Plus the external links in the page seem to work fine and back it up.