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Disclaimer: Only made with about ten percent fruit. Also, you are the worst parent ever if you give your kid a pop tart ice cream sandwhich…
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that is a jacked up commercial realistically.
I tried an ice cream pop tart sandwich after toasting and cooling the strawberry ones without icing, it did not taste overly…scrumptious?
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I disagree it makes you a worst parent for giving your kid a pop tart sandwich. Sure it’s unhealthy food but having it sometimes won’t make you fat. If all your kids ate was junk food and they never ate anything healthy because you never made them, then that is bad parenting.
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The comment about the worst parent thing was a hyperbole….
I was merely pointing out that it was one of the most ridiculous things I had ever seen, right below Baconaisse.
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Then you should get out more often.
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….umm….okay.
Don’t get what that means but as I said, it’s just -one- of the many stupid things I’ve seen.
Top five being-
5- God Hates Fags protesters
4- Michael Okwu of CNN saying “You won’t get to see this in repeat, Michael Jackson will only die once.”
3- Dane Cook
2- Pop Tart ice cream sandwiches
1- Baconaisse
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Flying elephant?
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Nah, fucked up animals are actually a good thing to me. For instance, the platypus if you believe in Creation is gods way of saying he went on a bender and doesn’t really know what happened except that the platypus and Rosie O’Donnell currently exist….
If you believe in Evolution it simply means that it’s the down syndrome second cousin of everything twice removed.
So if there’s a flying elephant somewhere, more power to it. It’ll be the only creature capable of proving that the movie “Operation Dumbo Drop” really was one of the dumbest fucking movies ever made.
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best show ever
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My post was meant to be a joke and not a stance on the evolution/creation debates.