http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/ticket_for_tinkling;_ylt=ApL3jJzKdfjTTFSdS2VjSsYE1vAI
And that’s why you should wear a diaper.
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Though you were how old, Blood?
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Yes, welcome to Wisconsin. Just remember, we’re not alcoholics…we’re professionals.
And no, that wasn’t me. It is a rare moment when I am drunk and even when I am I still wouldn’t be that much of a dumb-ass.
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Yeh - I always make the effort to pee IN THE ALLEY AROUND THE BACK OF THE POLICE STATION rather than in front: common sense, innit.
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Sorry, had a bad day at work, needed to ‘let it all out’.
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http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/odd_exploding_toilets;_ylt=AgY7f3zD46xnUgiRyAQPctoE1vAI
It’s not safe to go anywhere, but in your diaper.
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We’re very good at it, thank you.
But yeah, when it gets this cold, what else are you supposed to do?
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Oh please, i dont even get a good buzz going till im half way through a good bottle of whiskey.>.>(i deed to find mea shiftye eyes emote.) course then again im like half german bout a quarter irish and a little of every other euro country. only time i ever blacked out i was at like……10 times the legal limit here or roughly hitting it up about .8 or so. doc says im lucky i didnt at least blind myself or sumtin.
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I always thougt they called them “Taverns” in Wisconsin. Someone I use to work with was a past President of the “Wisconsin Tavern League”
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It seems to make good sense to have more pubs than churches.
- They’re more important to our well being/happiness/in general.
- People require more choice over them.
- The tend to hold fewer patrons than a church congregation.
- Variety is the spice of life!
- More people want a pub than a church.
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A relaxing happy life can provide permanent happiness.
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No Way! Every minute group of people has its own moonshine. Each micro-brewery produces several different beers. How many vineyards are there each producing their own red, white and rosé…
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And depends on the pub, but fair enough.
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But one person tends to be loyal to one church, whereas one person will frequent a couple of pubs.
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At least worldwide it’s true (though that’s kinda unfair because clearly other religions don’t want to go to church. I wonder what % of people attend Church and what % drink (in the US).
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Vickie,
If by England you meant the UK, that’s wrong (& I’m English BTW, I just hate people confusing England/UK).
England people tend to be Church of England or Roman Catholic
Wales has a lot of Methodists (?)
Scotland has the Church of Scotland and the following:
Free Church of Scotland (wee frees)
Free Church of Scotland (Continuing)
United Free Church of Scotland
Free Presbyterian Church of Scotland (wee wee frees)
Associated Presbyterian Churches
Roman Catholic Church
Scottish Episcopal Church
Confused you will be!
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I meant not to say that alcohol was a sufficient condition for a good life, but that it can be part of one if a good life is a happy one.
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In the UK alone there were, in 2006, 633 breweries (so beer alone), each brewing several different beers and in Germany there are somewhere in the region of 1300. There are around 100 in Belgium and it continues. That’s about to add up to way more than 9600 on beers alone. I think alcoholic drinks is going to outstrip religion for numbers, though deities is another matter. I don’t know how many polytheistic religions there are and from them how many of the gods overlap (or indeed, how many there are). Still, I think deities would probably win, yes.
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Whilst people here tend to be regulars at one pub, they are likely to end up visiting another either with friends, on pub crawls (=D) or in general, going out and about. What should one do before one’s main evening activity begins? Easy: go to the nearest pub.
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I meant that non-Christians won’t go to churches, whereas many of them will drink.
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Pubs aren’t just a place to go and get plastered though. They are a focus for socialising and interaction within a community and that’s a truly crucial part of happiness. Churches perhaps used to perform some of those functions but these days (in Europe at least) they are largely insignificant and many more people go to their local than a church so I would say that pubs play a larger role in making people happy. Of course, that is from a position that doesn’t recognise an afterlife or the prospect of salvation and such like.
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Resolved.
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So other religions wanting to drink socially and not wanting to go to church would want a pub and not a church. Thus it seemed likely to me that worldwide, more people would want pubs than churches. What this hides is that people wanting pubs and not wanting churches may well want other places of worship.
Anyhow - I suppose the point I wanted to make from all of this is the relatively uncontroversial (at least in terms of wider significance) point that it is isn’t so odd for a place to have lots of pubs and not as many churches.
Jaiden - that was my position, thanks for putting it well.
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man i remember this one time i drank an entire bottle of tesco’s finest bourbon. this was before we went out. needless to say as we were leaving i passed out
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Tesco Finest…. classy. We’re on Tesco Value.
I actually live above an off license at the moment. It’s bad. I drink beer from my fridge instead of water because the fridge is closer to my desk than the tap.
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if you like motor oil, then tescos finest is the way to go. I think its great that beer is cheaper than water over here. what a time we live in. when i moved out i use to live on beer and vitamin pills. they were some tough, but fantastic times. scientologists were always good for some cake.