Hi, I’ve been lurking around here for a long time now, so I figured I might as well introduce myself. I guess the easiest way to do this is just to tell you where to go.
I’m on both diaperspace and dltown and I’ve posted my links here. If you want to know more about me follow them, if not I guess that’s cool too.
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Are you the guy that does the eddie murphy banana thing?
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Sounds sordid.
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I don’t know what the Eddie Murphy banana thing is so no, that is not me. LOL
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Then go get some lobster bisque, a banana peel, a black homeless man and Vin Diesel will show you how to do it once he’s done thumb wrestling Jesus for the last pink frosted donut.
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I hate it when people think that posting a whole stream of shit makes them funny. At all.
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Wow…what’d you eat for breakfast, instant carnation bitch?
I was just being random. Not trying to be comical. I just thought a light hearted and random segued welcome is better than the formal uptight ones.
Sorry if I fucking annoyed you in a thread that’s not even about you.
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Please don’t fight on my thread.
And Abby I will make as many accounts as I want so 
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You do it so many intro threads, Jaks…
No other 'fire’s in the member list, but then I suppose if they’d left they wouldn’t be there any longer.
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You do it so many intro threads, Jaks…
Yeah, but that doesn’t mean you have to waltz in and act like a complete jerk.
I wasn’t even talking to you and you have to come back with something like that.
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Sorry if you found it jerky, but I’ve been meaning to say something for a while.
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Hey! What did I say ? No bickering in my intro thread please.
Vickie, I’ve been here awhile and may have had an old account deleted for inactivity, but I’ve never quit.
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Thank you, Vickie.