If ever there were a lifetime achievement award for stealing

This is quite possibly the most awesome thing I’ve heard….period.

If ever there were a lifetime achievement award for stealing

That’s awesome!!

If ever there were a lifetime achievement award for stealing

Uh, I don’t see how this is awesome, a building being stolen. How the heck did they take it?

If ever there were a lifetime achievement award for stealing

Brick by brick.

Wonder if you’d think it was awesome if it was your house they made off with?

It’s not that the end result is awesome, it’s what and how they stole it that is pure greatness. If someone stole the statue of liberty, sure I’d think they were complete assholes, but nonetheless I would be quite impressed by the sheer feat of stealing something like that.

If ever there were a lifetime achievement award for stealing

For once, I actually agree with Jaks.

If ever there were a lifetime achievement award for stealing

though i do agree its not exactly a good thing i am kinda impressed myself…but like the article said it was an outa the way and hardly used building so the theives had time to do their work.

If ever there were a lifetime achievement award for stealing

If God wants his house back he’s a big enough boy to go and get it.

This is tragically hilarious.

If ever there were a lifetime achievement award for stealing

If ever there were a lifetime achievement award for stealing

Alas, why is it that the more evil a woman is, the hotter and sexier she is?

If ever there were a lifetime achievement award for stealing

Same group of thieves stole an old bridge as well.

If ever there were a lifetime achievement award for stealing

Can you imagine trying to list it on eBay after…

If ever there were a lifetime achievement award for stealing

I’d bid on it. I know I wouldn’t win and I don’t intend to, but I would quite literally bid on it.

If ever there were a lifetime achievement award for stealing

Can you imagine winning it! lol.

If ever there were a lifetime achievement award for stealing

I could finally host my religious sermons!

Someone find me a Nunnery, and a Waffle House while we’re at it!

If ever there were a lifetime achievement award for stealing

LMAO.

Nice one long.