I put a trojan on my boyfriend's laptop

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I was on it yesterday and I accidently click something and it put a virus on it. Today I went on the other computer because I didn’t trust going into my email or bank account on the laptop and I thought my boyfriend was going to reinstall windows but instead he restored it and the virus was gone.

Bye bye trojan. No more of the pop ups and sound files.

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I put a trojan on my boyfriend’s laptop

It’s amazing how dirty that thread title sounds.

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I put a trojan on my boyfriend’s laptop

Oh? … … Oooooooooh! I see.

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I put a trojan on my boyfriend’s laptop

I thought exactly the same thing and was curiously disappointed when I read the post.

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I put a trojan on my boyfriend’s laptop

God I love this forum.

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I put a trojan on my boyfriend’s laptop

I didn’t get what you were getting at at first. Though I spend a lot of time around computers. Mine, my Dad’s, my Mom’s… so my mind didn’t go there until you said something.

…I’m sure my friend, Rick would have gotten a laugh out of it though.

Since Rick is a rather common name, and he knows I go here, I don’t think there is any harm in mentioning him by first name.

Also, I’m not sure what we were supposed to talk about here.

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I put a trojan on my boyfriend’s laptop

Since Rick is a rather common name, and he knows I go here, I don’t think there is any harm in mentioning him by first name.

Also, I’m not sure what we were supposed to talk about here.

I can just taste an Astley joke coming soon to theaters near you.

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I put a trojan on my boyfriend’s laptop

Well, I’d then change his name to Richard and make the joke too confusing to be funny. Although, I’m not sure he’s that kind of Rick. Also, I suppose that would open the possibility for “Dick” jokes wider. And then you’d find my use of the words “dick” and “wider” terribly dirty in themselves.

I obviously have nothing to do tonight.

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I put a trojan on my boyfriend’s laptop

This thread has come from ‘I did something and then it was okay because it was fixed.’?

Wow.

And he would never have given you up or let you down anyway.

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I put a trojan on my boyfriend’s laptop

I was disappointed when I clicked on this thread. :frowning: :lol: :lol:

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I put a trojan on my boyfriend’s laptop

I am missing something here? How was my thread title dirty?

Doesn’t everyone know trojan is a virus?

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I put a trojan on my boyfriend’s laptop

It’s a sexual innuendo where you use the meaning of the word “Trojan” for condom instead of virus, and the innuendo is the word “laptop,” to which you have to think what is on -top- of a male’s -lap-.

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I put a trojan on my boyfriend’s laptop

Oh I get it now. Sorry I have never heard of condoms being called that. I just looked at the condoms in my bedroom and half of them say “trojan” :oops:

I never paid attention to the names on the wrappers.

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I put a trojan on my boyfriend’s laptop

Bah, everyone has condoms in their rooms. Mine are currently blown up hanging from the ceiling.

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I put a trojan on my boyfriend’s laptop

I guess I still tend to give out TMI. I try not to be too detailed. I guess I still was in my last one. :stuck_out_tongue:

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I put a trojan on my boyfriend’s laptop

TMI? Too Many Inflatables? Two More Inches?

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I put a trojan on my boyfriend’s laptop

Too Much Information.

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I put a trojan on my boyfriend’s laptop

This has got to be one of the naughtiest thread titles ever!! It just makes your mind take that left turn at Albuquerque & straight into the gutter!!

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I put a trojan on my boyfriend’s laptop

TMI? How about I have no condoms as my long term girlfriend’s on the pill?

Just tissues next to the bed.

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I put a trojan on my boyfriend’s laptop

You know… “the pill” isn’t 100% failproof. It IS still possible for “the pill” to fail. And all it takes is one day for your GF to “forget” to take it….and — whoops… a baby gets made. Not saying your GF would do such a thing, but you never know…