Hello, Sir or Madam

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Do you hear the sound of rain when there isn’t any outside?

Are your walls leaking water at a steady rate?

Well, congratulations, one of your pipes has burst!

Your prize is no water until a plumber comes and replaces it. And if you’re lucky you get a bonus prize of MOLD.

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Yes, I thought humor would make me feel a little lighter about the whole situation that just occurred.

Lousy water-heater.

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Hello, Sir or Madam

I am sorry to hear that

I had that happened in an apartment I lived in once.

I do hope it gets fixed quickly

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Hello, Sir or Madam

Join the club man; I got back from skiing and we had no hot water or water pressure at all and a flooded boiler room.

I think that it does it around Christmas on purpose to make it more expensive to fix.

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Hello, Sir or Madam

Yeah, we got it installed yestereday, but it did leak down onto our new wood floor we put in. Our water heater is just out in the hallway next to the bathroom.

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Hello, Sir or Madam

HEY, and now our new toilet is leaking from the base.

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Hello, Sir or Madam

Hope you don’t end up with shit everywhere.

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Hello, Sir or Madam

What better place to calm down than http://www.mexicocafe.net/home.nxg

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Hello, Sir or Madam

Hahahahahahahhahha! Now our front door won’t shut properly. Thanks, earthquake.