Hello everyone, nice to meet you all!
I may not always seem it, but I’m Swift.
I’m working on engineering at university, and live in the frozen tundra of canada (well, it’s frozen this week anyway).
I stumbled upon this forum recently, and you seemed like a nice bunch (unless I forget how to apply grammar to a story j/k).
Anyhoo, hopefully my sense of humor will fit in here.
Hello again,
Swift
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Having a sense of humor helps one to fit in here.
Welcome.
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I may not always seem it, but I’m Swift.
That’s what she said….
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Quit talking about your Mom Jaks. 
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lol… glad to hear you like that type of joke…
They always leave me satisfied and smiling.
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welcome swift
glad to see you have a sense of humor it is lacking in most places now adays.
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Good to see someone who is willing to make an effort.
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so is your face
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Er… what?
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it doesnt have to make sense
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ok but all i was saying is that "so is your face " jokes dont need to make sense but MRAU
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“So is your face” and “Your mom….” jokes. Yep, that’s high quality comedy gold…. If your an empty headed thirteen-year old who wouldn’t know good humor if it kicked him in the groin.
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hey man everyone finds different things funny, there is no such thing as good humour, what ever makes you laugh is good humour. and best return to a mom joke is this “hey leave my mom out of this and ill leave this” points at groin “out of your mom”
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They are terrible comebacks no matter what the situation. They show that the person telling the joke has such a dry and uncreative sense of humor that they can only use hackneyed phrases to make a point.
Oh, and welcome to the forum, Swift.
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We had this kid at school who really put his foot in it when someone yelled at him, “Well your mum’s got a great big hairy penis!” to which the unfortunate fuckwit replied, “Yeah, well, at least my mum has a penis.”
He was never permitted to forget it - it happened pretty much ten years ago next week.
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Wow….are we seriously debating the quality of a kind of joke in a “Hello I am” thread?
That’s fucking pathetic.
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This is drifting far off topic. Will everyone kindly knock it off.