HAY GUYZ DIS IZ MAI STOIRE I HPE U LIK IT!!!!!!1 by Remmy

I saw this on JayJ’s site first, but apparently it was actually from here so thanks for moving it. Everything past this sentence is part of the story, including what comes after “the end”

HAY GUYZ DIS IZ MAI STOIRE I HPE U LIK IT!!!1
by Remmy

Once upon a time, when the general rules of human physiology and logic were too drunk
to do their jobs, a girl named Mandy woke up in her bed. Mandy was a beautiful girl who had
beautiful hair and beautiful eyes and a beautiful smile that was very beautiful. She was also
very small for her age, which people thought was cute even though her small size was propably
caused by some horrific, incurable disease. She was also a girl, which meant she had BIG
HONKING BOOBS and a VAGINA!!!1 Every day when she woke up she would put on a top hat and
dance and dance and dance, becuase she was named Mandy and that’s what Mandies do. Today was
different, though because she realized that sometime during the night before, SHE’D WET THE BED!
“OH NO! I HAVE WET THE BED!” Screamed Mandy. Suddenly, the door exploded and
Mandy’s mommy walked in with a rocket launcher.
“AH HA! My parental radar was correct! You’ve been a bad, naughty, SEXY little
girl, Mandy! Now, bend over so I can SPANK YOU!” She said. She then took Mandy by the wrist and
spanked her ass with the severed head of Bill Cosby.
“If you decide to act like a baby, you’ll BE A BABY! You’re going to wear DIAPERS
little Ms. PeePee McPee!”
“OH NO!” Mandy exclaimed. She cried becuase diapers were embarassing and bad for
the environment. Mandy’s Mommy then put her into her diapers, a process described in plodding,
unreasonably precise detail.
“Now that you are wearing diapers, it’s time for your BA BA!” Mandy’s mommy then
took a bottle and aimed the nipple for her daughter’s mouth, but somehow missed and shoved it
up her ass.
“Why are you doing this?” Mandy cried, tears welling in her eyes. “Becuase I
HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO!” Screamed Mandy’s Mommy maniacally.
A knock then echoed from the door, and LO! There was Cindy, one of Mandy’s
classmates who was also a girl with BIG HONKING BOOBS (Vagina status unknown)!!!1
“Oh, what a surprise! It is cindy! Mandy’s babysitter!” Mandy then gasped,
becuase this was a shocking plot developement. “But how could you have hired a baby sitter
if you’d only started babying me just this morning?” Mandy queried.
“Oh, that’s simple! I just AAAAAAAAAAUGH!” That was the last thing Mandy’s Mommy
said, becuase she was thereafter carried out through the window by millions of baby Pterydactyls.
“Hello Mandy, I’m your babysitter!” Cindy said. “Hi, I’m Mandy.” There was an
awkward silence, and then a loud “BOOM” as Mandy’s diaper exploded with shit.
“Looks like someone needs a diaper change!” Cindy, giggled. Mandy giggled too,
and then they both had sex. While they were there on the Kitchen table, naked, nude, and
otherwise unclothed, Mandy said “You know what? I think I like diapers and being a baby. From
now on, I think i’ll wear them forever and ever and ev- WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!”
And then the world exploded.

The End.

Comments are welcome, UNLESS THEY ARE COMMENTS CONSTRUCTIVELY CRITICIZING MY STORY, BECUASE
MY STORY IS TOO AWESOME TO NEED ANY IMPROVEMENT AND ANYTHING YOU SAY IS JUST STUPID AND
HURTFUL!!!11 IF YOU CRITICIZE MY STORY I WILL TAKE MY STORY OFF THE BOARD BECAUSE THIS BOARD
IS OBVIOUSLY HERE FOR PEOPLE TO EJACULATE THEIR PRAISE ALL OVER ME WITHOUT ACTUALLY SAYING
ANYTHING CONSTRUCTIVE ABOUT IT EVEN THOUGH THE RULES CLEARLY STATE OTHERWISE!!!1111one.

The moral of this story? Please stop recycling the same plot while ever subtly changing the
title and the name of the main character. Thank you.

HAY GUYZ DIS IZ MAI STOIRE I HPE U LIK IT!!!1 by Remmy

Wow…. I’m at a loss for words.

HAY GUYZ DIS IZ MAI STOIRE I HPE U LIK IT!!!1 by Remmy

Why?
Why would you make your first post here something that mindblowingly terrible?
I mean im not saying the stuff i write is good but i look pretty profesional against that.
I just dont understand…
Can the mods move this to the how not to write section?
Please?
I know my reply isnt great either but for the love of Bill i had to…

HAY GUYZ DIS IZ MAI STOIRE I HPE U LIK IT!!!1 by Remmy

This a parody, not a serious attempt to write a story. Remmy, who is a member here, wrote it some time ago to make a point.

HAY GUYZ DIS IZ MAI STOIRE I HPE U LIK IT!!!1 by Remmy

Yup - this actually needs to be moved into the ‘complete stories’ section.

Also - has Remmy been around on this board?

HAY GUYZ DIS IZ MAI STOIRE I HPE U LIK IT!!!1 by Remmy

that was cool

HAY GUYZ DIS IZ MAI STOIRE I HPE U LIK IT!!!1 by Remmy

this was a change from what is usually found. it is almost like somehting hef would produce. the images of this are marginally interesting, but no more.

HAY GUYZ DIS IZ MAI STOIRE I HPE U LIK IT!!!1 by Remmy

This wins best ABDL story of forever award.

HAY GUYZ DIS IZ MAI STOIRE I HPE U LIK IT!!!1 by Remmy

It took me a moment to realize that it was supposed to be a joke, but when I did, I literally laughed out loud. It’s so true though.

HAY GUYZ DIS IZ MAI STOIRE I HPE U LIK IT!!!1 by Remmy

Ok i get that this is story where the plot is supposed to be new but common if the story sucks whats the point

HAY GUYZ DIS IZ MAI STOIRE I HPE U LIK IT!!!1 by Remmy

It a parody because it making fun of the crappy story that people on here. I think this story is funny and true at the sametimes because people are stupid enough to post story like that on here.

HAY GUYZ DIS IZ MAI STOIRE I HPE U LIK IT!!!1 by Remmy

Bahahahahaha! Best story ever :slight_smile: The depth of the characters! It made me cry. :smiley:

HAY GUYZ DIS IZ MAI STOIRE I HPE U LIK IT!!!1 by Remmy

I remember when this story was first posted. However, I forgot how much it made me laugh. Good times.

HAY GUYZ DIS IZ MAI STOIRE I HPE U LIK IT!!!1 by Remmy

I was smiling all the way. A very fine piece of satire and parody; more artfully written in a poor manner than many do with a legitimate belief their stuff is gold.

HAY GUYZ DIS IZ MAI STOIRE I HPE U LIK IT!!!1 by Remmy

this is a very fine piece of work

HAY GUYZ DIS IZ MAI STOIRE I HPE U LIK IT!!!1 by Remmy

i can only say that this should be stickied as an example of satirical ab/dl writing

HAY GUYZ DIS IZ MAI STOIRE I HPE U LIK IT!!!1 by Remmy

Oh My God. That story brought a tear to my eye XD

Re: HAY GUYZ DIS IZ MAI STOIRE I HPE U LIK IT!!!1 by Remmy

That was hilarious

Re: HAY GUYZ DIS IZ MAI STOIRE I HPE U LIK IT!!!1 by Remmy

It’d be one thing if there was some deep critical analysis or something, or some form of detail other than just a three word post. Unfortunately, detailed it is not.

Re: HAY GUYZ DIS IZ MAI STOIRE I HPE U LIK IT!!!1 by Remmy

Then again, if you have the ability to critically analyse BIG HONKING BOOBS, then you deserve a PhD in online literature.