Facebook causes cancer

Scene- a computer nerd is on his 5th hour of facebook, sitting idly by is a creepy man in a blue jumpsuit with a puppet outside the nerds window.

Puppet- “Is he gonna die?”
Creepy man- “Doesn’t look good.”
Puppet- “YAY!!!”

Facebook causes cancer

That’s stupid to think that.

Facebook causes cancer

stupid article =.

if anything, the internet could raise the risk of suicide. even though it’s just a movie, Kairo (or Pulse, the western remake version) make some interesting points.

Facebook causes cancer

We’ve already discussed the Daily Mail here.

Stop reading that shit.

Facebook causes cancer

It’s funny though.

Facebook causes cancer

It’s the Daily Mail; stupid is their business.

Facebook causes cancer

It’s not; they’re business is actually to make everyone as angry as possible. Half the people agree with their ranting and are furious and the rest hate it so much it drives them to incomparable rage.