Drunken Little (Shanty)

The kink shanty. Sung to the tune of “Drunken Sailor.” Used to keep time for spankings or subby chores. “He,” “She”, “They” or otherwise as preferred. Also, replace “little” with “subby”, “sissy,” “puppy,” etc. or ‘crib’ with ‘cage’ (basically the same thing in this case) depending on kink.

What do you do with a cranky little?
What do you do with a cranky little?
What do you do with a cranky little?
Early in the morning
Lock her in the crib until shes sleeping
Lock her in the crib until shes sleeping
Lock her in the crib until shes sleeping
Early in the morning

(Chorus)
Weigh hey up she rises
weigh hey up she rises
weigh hey up she rises
early in the morning

What do you do with a naughty little?
What do you do with a naughty little?
What do you do with a naughty little?
Early in the morning
Smack him on the butt with a rubber paddle
Smack him on the butt with a rubber paddle
Smack him on the with a rubber paddle

Chorus

What do you do with an angry little?
What do you do with an angry little?
What do you do with an angry little?
Early in the morning
Leave her in the corner until she’s calmed down
Leave her in the corner until she’s calmed down
Leave her in the corner until she’s calmed down

Chorus

What do you do with a struggling little?
What do you do with a struggling little?
What do you do with a struggling little?
Early in the morning
Tie them with the ropes until they’re tiered
Tie them with the ropes until they’re tiered
Tie them with the ropes until they’re tiered
Early in the morning

Chorus

What do you do with a naked little?
What do you do with a naked little?
What do you do with a naked little?
Early in the morning
Diaper her butt and get her onesie
Diaper her butt and get her onesie
Diaper her butt and get her onesie

Early in the morning

Chorus

What do you do with a bratty little?
What do you do with a bratty little?
What do you do with a bratty little?
Early in the morning
Put him in a dress until she’s blushing
Put him in a dress until she’s blushing
Put him in a dress until she’s blushing

Chorus

What do you do with a drunken little?
What do you do with a drunken little?
What do you do with a drunken little?
Early in the morning
Well that’s your fault you’re supposed to be looking after them. What kind of caretaker are you?

Also: What do you do with a soaking little?
Diaper her butt until shes well trained.

What do you do with a talk back little?
Soap her mouth until shes made clean.
Gag her with the paci until shes quiet

What do you do with a switching little?
Whatever they says. No arguing now!

What do you do with a sleeping little
(silence. He’s sleeping. SHHHHH)

What do you do with a sweetheart little?
Kiss her on the head and call her good girl