Alice in Wettingland- A Loose Parody

This is a story vaguely following the plot of Alice in Wonderland by Lewis Carroll, with ABDL elements inserted (obviously). So… Here’s the first chapter!
Note: Chapter has been divided into smaller chapters within chapters in order to make the layout more similar to the original… If you see what I mean

Alice was bored. Checking her hair in the mirror for the fifth time in two minutes, she ran a hand through her long, brown locks, then gave an enormous sigh. As there was no alternative available, she decided to go for a walk.
Locking the door of her cosy cottage, she strode across the moors, which spread invitingly as far as the eye could see. She walked for miles, losing all track of time as the purple heather passed by. Finally, a wave of tiredness came over her, and she leant against a tree. Feeling a little drowsy, she sat for five or ten minutes watching the clouds, until her attention was brought back to earth by a rustling in the bushes. Looking around, she was shocked to observe a large white rabbit running across the moor before her. Rabbits in that part of the country were usually brown - but that wasn’t what shocked Alice. What shocked Alice was the large white nappy taped between the rabbit’s muscular hind legs. For a moment, she couldn’t move. Then she recovered the use of her feet and leaped up. Chasing after the rabbit, she was just in time to see the seat of it’s nappy vanishing down a huge hole. Without stopping to think, Alice leaped after him.

She fell straight down, for what seemed like hours. It was pitch black, so she caught only a vague impression of the earthen walls rushing past. Finally, however, the tunnel began to grow lighter and Alice could see various pieces of furniture set into the walls. Some were quite ordinary- wardrobes and cupboards- but there seemed to be rather a lot of baby furniture, including things such as cribs and changing tables. The odd thing, Alice thought, was that as she got lower, the furniture got larger and larger until the highchairs she was falling past could quite easily have accommodated her 16-year-old self. And then…
She reached the bottom.

Alice didn’t feel the bone-splintering crash she expected on contact with the ground. On the contrary, she could have sworn that she bounced slightly. Looking around herself, Alice saw a long hall which was lined with doors along both sides, with a low wooden table in the centre.
“How strange!” she exclaimed. Looking at two or three of the doors, she noticed that they were all tall, heavy, made of a polished dark wood- and very definitely locked.
Alice growled with irritation. She couldn’t spend the rest of her life in a small room at the bottom of a rabbit hole! She threw her full weight at the door, but it still obstinately refused to shift. Sitting down on the floor, Alice blinked hard. She wasn’t going to cry, whatever happened. It only wasted time.
Looking at the wooden table in the centre of the hall, she noticed a drawer set into it. Alice wondered if there might be a key for one of the doors in it.
Hurrying over, she pulled the drawer open and found a tiny brass key. Snatching it up, she hurried to the nearest door and tried it in the lock. However, she soon realised that the key was far too small and delicate for the heavy locks in the wooden doors around the room. Throwing herself on the floor in frustration, she stared hard at the wall to stop herself crying and suddenly noticed a thin line, almost imperceptible in the wall. Following it down, she found a miniscule keyhole which perfectly fitted the key she held in her hand. Hurriedly unlocking the door, Alice threw it open and looked through the gap. On the other side were lush green gardens, adorned with flowerbeds and fountains. Pushing her head forward, she did her best to force her way in. However, she soon realised that it was hopeless. Not even her head would go through the tiny doorway, and the rest of her body fitting through was completely out of the question. Stepping back, Alice suddenly saw a baby’s bottle on the floor behind her, which she was certain had not been there before. Attached was a Post-It note, which read ‘Drink Me’.
“Certainly not!” cried Alice indignantly. “Surely they don’t think I’m going to drink from a baby bottle!”
The text on the note changed suddenly, making Alice jump. It now read ’ It’s your only option’

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That’s a good start to a good story I might this this one. The sad thing is I have never read the book of Alice in wonderland or even seen the movie. So reading this story is all new to me.

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An interesting Idea, But wasn’t Alice Much Younger??
How Old was Natalie Gregory when the Last Movie/Mini Series was done??
10, 11?

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Alice was originally younger, yes, but I had to change her age to suit what I want to do with the story later on

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Besides, it’s a parody. It’d be like complaining about Rick Moranis’ height as Dark Helmet in Spaceballs

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Curiouser and curiouser!" Alice exclaimed. “The label can hear me! Well, I suppose if it’s as important as all that, and there’s no one here to see me, I might as well.” She lifted the bottle from the floor and tried to unscrew the teat, but it simply wouldn’t move. So, with a sigh, she put it into her mouth and began to drink. At first, it was difficult, but once she found a rhythm and held the bottle at the right angle, it became much easier. It only took her a few minutes to finish the entire bottle.
Alice set the empty bottle to one side and, all of a sudden, became aware of a very strange feeling. It was although the room was growing steadily around her- ‘or rather’ thought Alice ’ as though I were shrinking.’ And she realised that this was indeed the case. Within a few moments, she was easily small enough to walk through the tiny door.
But before she began her adventure, Alice turned her attention to a more … personal matter. She had a sneaking suspicion that… No. It couldn’t be. But then again…
She slid a hand down the front of her skirt and felt the front of her white cotton panties. Was it just her imagination, or did they feel thicker than usual?
Pulling out her skirt, Alice looked down and gasped in horror. Where there had been a perfectly respectable pair of grown-up panties only a few seconds ago, there was now a very pink child’s Pull-Up, with a picture of Cinderella printed on the front! Alice tried sliding the…thing…down her legs, but it simply wouldn’t budge. Giving it up in despair, she went back to the little door. Which was still very decidedly locked. With a key which she had left on the table, which now seemed many hundreds of miles above her. Alice groaned. She could never get all the way up there! She was doomed to spend the rest of her life in a hallway, wearing a Pull-Up designed for stupid little kids who couldn’t control themselves.

Alice noticed the tub of baby food sitting beside the wall only after she had cried for a good half hour. Rubbing her red eyes firmly, she climbed to her feet and hurried over. The food also had a Post-It note attached. Imaginatively, it said ‘Eat Me’

Alice decided that, as she had suffered no ill effects from the bottle, she would be quite safe to eat the baby food. Taking up a spoon which lay by the jar, she carefully ferried the disgusting-looking gloop to her mouth and swallowed. Surprisingly, it tasted quite nice- ‘Strawberries and cream’ Alice thought to herself. After eating about half the jar, she was back at her usual height, and had the satisfaction of hearing a ripping sound as the Pull-Up was unable to cope with her expanding frame and fell to the ground. After consuming the full jar, Alice found herself pressed up against the roof of the hallway, and once again having an unfamiliar pressure on her crotch.

Looking under her dress, Alice found to her dismay that she now wore a thick, white baby’s nappy, with an image of three alphabet blocks on the front. Shaking off the humiliation briskly, she took up the little key and slipped it into the lock of the door. But alas! Not even her ear would possibly fit through now. What was she to do? Alice sat on the floor (causing a minor earthquake) and thought, until she suddenly felt a very strange sensation around her crotch. Her nappy was growing…warm. And wet. Looking down, Alice realised to her horror that it was turning yellow at an incredible rate. Before she had time to think, the yellow flood had flowed out over the top of the nappy, and through the leg holes, and was gradually covering the floor.

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If this were the average ABDL story, I’d say “completely too fast-paced and nearly absurd.”

Except it’s an AiW parody. So that’s exactly what I’d expect it to be. ;D

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Funny you should mention that… I was just witness to someone actually bitching about that very thing not 10 minutes ago while watching Spaceballs.

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Wow.

To me, there couldn’t possibly have been a better casting choice than Moranis for that role. The supreme irony of Dark Helmet being like 3 feet tall where Darth Vader was over 7 feet just sold that character completely. Of course, Moranis stole the show in that movie anyway…

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After hearing about what must have been a Star Wars parody from this thread, you all must realize what I had to do. I had to look it up and watch an illegally ripped copy on the internet. And I have a question: does the humor stay the same throughout the whole thing, or does it get better later on? Because at this point, about twenty minutes in, I’m finding most of the humor… tasteless.

I suppose it’s my own fault, though. My favorite parody-type movies are by Monty Python, so I’m much more into British humor than the American variety.

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Admittedly, John Candy as Barf was a flop in that movie, and the “Leia” and “Han/Luke” characters were pretty… meh. The best parts are on the Death Star with Moranis and Brooks himself as President Scroob. Brooks as Yogurt is pretty hilarious too.

There are some SPECTACULAR meta jokes involved if you hang in there awhile too.

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I haven’t continued yet in favor of doing some writing (not ABDL stuff, though, just Sword Art Online fanfiction). But so far, the funniest parts were in the very beginning, like how they dragged on the outside view of the ship for like a whole minute, and then when Helmet lasered that guy’s balls. The latter was a bit less funny for me, because I was busy wincing for him, and imagining the same thing happening to mine. Not fun, not fun at all.

I admittedly haven’t watched past the very beginning of the wedding ceremony, because I was like, wedding? Get me outa here, I’m so done with this. Ah, the struggle of being ace…

EDIT: After looking at the video, I realized I haven’t even watched ten minutes, let alone twenty. Forgive me for thinking it was longer because it was getting boring…

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I’m an Ace too, but anyone who does not appreciate a funny wedding scene is out of their mind, IMO… especially the one in The Princess Bride

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Shit, the first wedding scene in Spaceballs was hysterical…

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Exactly my point, What’s not to love?

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I couldn’t get past the constant 80s language and 3P0 being female.

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Oh wow. Not just female, it was Joan fucking Rivers!!!

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Think what you want, I suppose. Far as I’m concerned Space Balls will be forever one of the finest pieces of parody you can watch.

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My favorite part is where they find the rebels by getting a copy of Spaceballs the Movie and fast forwarding it to where the rebels are hiding. Comedy Gold. And Yogart wasn’t kidding about the sequel. They are going to make Spaceballs: the Quest for More Money.

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Wait… Is this legit?
Also, dang, thread derailed.